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{"type":"general","setup":"Why does Superman get invited to dinners?","punchline":"Because he is a Supperhero.","id":360}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's the best thing about Switzerland?","punchline":"I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.","id":426}
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{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
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Michelle Madhok is the Founder and CEO of White Cat Media Inc. - DBA SheFinds Media, parent company of online shopping publication SheFinds.com and MomFinds.com. She writes a weekly style column for New York's Metro newspaper and appears regularly on Fox News Channel, The Today Show and The Tyra Banks Show. Michelle is a frequent speaker at internet, affiliate marketing and blogging industry conferences. She has written about dating tips for single celebrities at Yahoo Personals.
"}{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
{"fact":"If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 \u00b0F.","length":70}
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