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Esther Herlitz was an Israeli diplomat and politician who served as a member of the Knesset for the Alignment between 1973 and 1977 and again from 1979 until 1981. She was also Israel's first female ambassador, having been appointed as the country's ambassador to Denmark in 1966.
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Cirilo José Jacob Valadares Cristóvão was a politician from East Timor who was formerly the Minister of Defense from 2015 to 2017.
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