{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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Super Laff-In is a Philippine television sketch comedy show broadcast by ABS-CBN. Originally directed by Bert de Leon. The series is based of American television series Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In. It aired from February 1, 1969 to September 16, 1972. The show returned from May 31, 1996 to March 26, 1999. Johnny Manahan serve as the final director.
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