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{"type":"standard","title":"Favorite Hawaiian Songs","displaytitle":"Favorite Hawaiian Songs","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q19892716","titles":{"canonical":"Favorite_Hawaiian_Songs","normalized":"Favorite Hawaiian Songs","display":"Favorite Hawaiian Songs"},"pageid":46368002,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1e/A-140_Hawaii.jpg/330px-A-140_Hawaii.jpg","width":320,"height":307},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1e/A-140_Hawaii.jpg","width":3265,"height":3136},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290912208","tid":"c4823db9-3367-11f0-9fff-906b9b4fdc18","timestamp":"2025-05-17T21:42:02Z","description":"1940 compilation album by Bing Crosby","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Favorite_Hawaiian_Songs","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Favorite_Hawaiian_Songs?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Favorite_Hawaiian_Songs?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Favorite_Hawaiian_Songs"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Favorite_Hawaiian_Songs","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Favorite_Hawaiian_Songs","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Favorite_Hawaiian_Songs?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Favorite_Hawaiian_Songs"}},"extract":"Favorite Hawaiian Songs is a compilation album of phonograph records by Bing Crosby released in 1940 featuring songs that were sung in a Hawaiian-type genre. This is the second album release of many of Crosby's Hawaiian hits such as: Blue Hawaii and Sweet Leilani.","extract_html":"
Favorite Hawaiian Songs is a compilation album of phonograph records by Bing Crosby released in 1940 featuring songs that were sung in a Hawaiian-type genre. This is the second album release of many of Crosby's Hawaiian hits such as: Blue Hawaii and Sweet Leilani.
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